A Word of Introduction: Fire Down Below is an erotic romantic comedy by best-selling author Debra Anastasia. It will release on February 28, 2015; but for the truly brave and fiercely determined, it can be pre-ordered today…if you dare! I am currently reading it for review – and have been rendered speechless – yet I persist because it’s one of those toxic addictions. You should pre-order it too – and then hide your Kindle. Fans of Debra Anastasia, unite! This one will knock your socks off. Review to follow soon….if the power of speech returns.
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Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.
Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.
How could she not fall for him? Dove’s only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.
Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you’re not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.
them in lava. Dove crossed and uncrossed her legs at the memory.
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Title: Planning for Love (Love, California Style)
Author: Ellen Butler
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy
Publication Date: January 26, 2015
Publisher: Crimson Romance
Ellen Butler Twitter style–author, mother, wife, shoe lover, chocoholic, fashion fan, sarcastic wit, autumn enthusiast, dancer, book worm, and good-time devotee.
An Amazon giftcard $25.00Signed copy of Heart of Design, the first book in the Love, California Style series (US & Canada only – ebook for International winners). .